cast members from Glee
; “Sue” then proceeded to
exterminate daleks by using
old taxidermist supplies to
stitch their lips together.
Their plungers thus attached,
they sucked the brains
out of every nearby
accordion playing street busker
, most of the ugly
ones excluded. Naturally, when
the lawsuits were filed
in Blawnox District Court,
the phones started ringing
at the Chicago Times.
“LITIGATE!” “LITIGATE!” they screeched
. But misinterpreted as “ligate”,
which any doctor could
perform, just so long
as they had thumbs.