examined and declared “substandard”
.”
The Thought Police are
taught to remain taut
as they declare allegiance
to thinking thoughts and
making life unbearable for
Elvis Impersonators, whose sins
are myriad, though not
capital offences, unfortunately. As
my grandpa would say, “
Get off my lawn!
And take those stoats
out of the story
.
Meanwhile, at the local
bookstore, ninety stoats eagerly
ate rat poison and
crawled behind the historical
bust of Aristotle to
sing arias from Rigoletto
before jumping into the