Terrified children raced about,
beatific monks calmly meditated,
and befuddled triffids perambulated
, pushing their seedy strollers
to the Zoo, where
…and cried "nobody expects
the Spanglish transmission" while
the deadly psycho killer
rejoined the plot thread
after a long nap.
"Professor! My God ! It’s
the Spanish Inquisition! "Nobody
expects the Spanish Inquisition!".
(Except for Miss Cleo.)
The Sphinx had foreknowledge
of the Spanish omelet,
tortillas, tacos, and chipotles
in congealed cheese-like products
Okay for lactose intolerant
, but not so good