figurehead of the simian
master race, as they
had murdered Herve Villechaize
and dumped his body
into the middle of
Keira Knightley’s Ice Capades
, which played nightly at
random locations in South
African wildlife resorts. Exotic
Carmen Miranda clones strutted
monkeys attacking banana hats
. Oh the humanity! Now
the elephants seemed to
just sit back and
ponder the mysteries of
the deep, dark jungles
where tipsy rhinos sashay
and philosophical porcupines pontificate
justifying Jewish Jellicle jamming.
Meanwhile, in Outer Mongolia,