freshly shaved poodles, and
then partake of the
celebratory dance around the
fire, but only when
you see eye whites
floating in your vichyssoise.
Mmmm, eye of newt
- an unusual Christmas treat -
not in THESE parts
around here roasted leg
of tarantula stew is
far preferred at Yuletide,
with a side of
Louisiana black widow gumbo,
for the cognoscenti, obviously
. With the trombones fading
All 76 marching away
from the smoking crater
left by the explosion
up, up they go