Good Lord, Izzy.
Here, for the humor impaired, is Trudeau’s apology, deconstructed to remove all forms of irony:
GT: Many thoughtful readers, including those sampled above, have expressed an interest in the “Presidential IQ” story, an internet hoax which was portrayed as factual in a recent strip.
Xlation: Many clueless readers have mistaken the satirical story line in my last Sunday strip as an assertion of fact on my part.
GT: *This was a regrettable error, although perhaps inevitable, given that this feature uses the same fact-checking house as Saturday Night Live and *The Drudge Report.
Xlation: It’s true that I apply the same standards of accuracy in entertainment as do other satirical outlets, a standard which is no more stringent than that applied by many popular commentators.
GT: Trudeau takes full responsibility, acknowledging the use of fictional material from an outside source instead of simply making it up as he usually does.
Xlation: Serves me right for using someone else’s joke.
GT: The creator deeply apologizes for unsettling anyone who was under the impression that the President is, in fact, quite intelligent.
Xlation: I realize my portrayal of the relative intelligence of Mr. Bush is bound to upset many of his supporters, but that is still my strong impression.