Am I the only one that sees the irony of this statement?:rolleyes:
You bitch about no one paying attention and in the next sentence don’t even know who you accused of it.
Let me guess,rectal/cranial disease.
Wow! I get a Pit-Thread of my very own! Finally!
Can I humbly request that a mod change the topic of the thread to one more descriptive like “Fenris committed libel” or something? You don’t want to make MEBuckner unhappy, do you?
I’d consider it a personal favor.
PLLLLLeeeeeaaaaze???
Anyway, a comple of responses:
It really was a lame site. All I remember are a bunch of pop-up ads.
Sorry KGriffey: the “It wuz jes’ a joke” excuse really is pathetic. And the site really was lame.
Magnetout: Actually, I’m omniscient, but I’m far to modest to talk about it. 
Crorex: Maybe he is an arch-fiend who set this entire scheme up just to GET me! :eek:
Lessee:
[ul]
[li] He’d have to post a link to a warez-wannabe site knowing that I was on-line and ready to respond.[/li][li] He had to know that I’d change his against-the-rules link, rather than just quoting it and repeating it, thus making one more link for the Mods to delete[/li][li] He then set Poster B to use the “edit the quote” technique that so incensed Poster A, because he knew that Poster A would threaten to Poster B.[/li][li]AND on top of that, he knew that Ed would post that warning, with no verbiage about how it’s not retroactive.[/li][/ul]
So this has all been ONE BIG SET-UP to get me banned! :eek:
Scylla: By good ol’ Kgriffy’s theory, you’re actually imitating ME. Remember, time is irrelevant.
Fenris
I don’t know Fenris, making fun of a website can be a very serious matter! May I recommend you seek the legal counsel of Leonard J. Crabs?
Plus, even if Fenris was breaking a rule-and I think what he was doing falls under PARODY-I would think that warez links are frowned upon here, to say the least.
Oh, and Coldfire, did I ever tell you how sexy you are when you’re tearing down an idiot?
ElwoodCuse, excuse me. I do believe its Leonard “J” Crabs
Fuck off, Fenris.
It is clear that this thread is directed at me.
Me, me, me, ME, ME!!
No way you’re having this one. I’m trailing in the Internal Moderator Pit Thread Competition[sup]TM[/sup] as it is, dammit. I need the score.
::channeling FJ:: :
SCORE!
most excellent, Fenris, I’ve long thought that you deserved such an honor, but, it had to be sincere. Those fake pittings are so last week. But this, this is quite impressive. Sorta a delayed reaction type of thing. Almost like a time capsule.
Fine, so you have to horn in on my only Pit thread ever (except for one quickie by a returned troll that was deleted about 10 minutes after it was posted so it doesn’t count.), but fine.
Tell ya what. I’ll share it with you: What if you change the title to “Coldie doesn’t read carefully and Fenris libeled me!”?
Please?
Please?Please?Please?Please?Please?Please?Please?Please?
Please?
Besides, if you don’t, MEBuckner’ll be pissed and you KNOW about his legendary temper!
Please?
Fenris
(note that I suggested your name goes first in a blatent sucking-up attempt.)
Perhaps we should make allowances for kgriffey79’s youth and high spirits.
[sup]pssst. kid… there’s still a chance you can make a reputation for yourself here as member of the community, and not just a member. But this whole thing is just pitiful and silly. Show a little contrition, and move on. Trust me on this one.[/sup]
And Fenris, since you’re so pleased to finally get pitted, allow me to take this opportunity to say that your ass smells and nobody likes you.
This just gets funnier the more I think about it. kgriffey79 broods for years over the injustice of it all, until, finally, he snaps!
Do you remember in 1995 when I lent you my stapler? Well you never gave it back!!!
I think you mean Leonard “J.” Crabs.
If I don’t sell all the cakes at the “Help the Persecuted Moderators” bake sale, I can give the leftovers to you, Fenris. Would that help at all?
Sorry, Fenris, but I think if we edited this thread and gave it a really accurate title, we’d just piss off kgriffey79 even more. (How about “In which kgriffey79 makes a laughingstock of himself”–or was that title formula someone’s pet peeve?) 'Sides, that rule doesn’t really apply outside of boring, staid old Great Debates anyway. Down here, I think more creativity is encouraged (not that “libel” is gonna win anyone’s “Best Pit Thread Title” contest).
And to everyone who’s making fun of poor kgriffey79 as being, ah, temporally challenged: To quote the great Khan Noonian Singh, “Revenge is a dish best served cold!” C’mon, Fenris, admit it–you never saw this one coming, now did you? Yep, I’m afraid the great Fenris has been caught with his pants down–I dunno how you’re gonna live down a public humiliation of this magntitude. (If you need to have your username changed, just e-mail TubaDiva or Lynn.)
Of course, the best way to take that cold, sweet*, delayed-action revenge is to insinuate your way into the centers of power–you know, become a Mod or something. Hey, all you jokers from the old AOL board, the ones who didn’t LOL at my funny posts, or did LOL at my serious ones: I’ll get you yet, just you wait! (And your little dog, too!)
Now, if I can just get those bastards from my middle school gym class to sign up here, rack up a few thousand posts, establish well-respected screen identities, get really comfortable as established members of our little virtual community–then, when they least expect it…
Ha! Ha ha! Mwaa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-hah!
*I like my revenge the same way I like my tea in the summertime.
I paraphrase the musical “Man of La Mancha” only for the pure artistic merit of the musical. No other reason. Honest. It has nothing to do with being inspired by RedDevil’s post. Really.
Sancho Fenris
PS: MEBuckner: But I want my NAME in the title! It’s my first Pit-Thread. Dammit, it should be immortalized. Scylla gets Pit-threads with HIS name in the title. It’s not faaaaaaaaiiiiirr.
You know there’s nothing I’d rather do than help you out all day, Fenris.
But I’m too scared that kgriffey79 will constitute my thread title change “libel”, and proceed to sue me, the SDMB, the Chicago Reader, and my grandmother.
So it stays. Sorry man, you’re just gonna have to wait until the next semi-lurker with a 2 year old vendetta comes along. Surely, you pissed plenty of people off in your years of posting?
*I see London, I see France
I see Fenris’ Underdog Underooos***
:eek:
** Sorry that it doesn’t scan well
Also, Fenris, man, I hate to break it to you, but if I’m not mistaken, this wasn’t technically a Pit thread, was it? Coldie had to move it down here for you. It was originally a mere MPSIMS thread or something.
I know, I know–always a bridesmaid, never a bride.
Fenris:
Not too mention every forum
You may be aiming too high.
I think it’ll be pretty tough to outdo “Poster A,” and probably not a good idea to try.
wring, why would you want to scan Fenris’ underwear? Pervert.
I like the Don Quixote angle:[ul]*Hail, Knight of the Low Intelligence,
Knight of the Low Intelligence
Fare to the foe,
They will quail at the sight
Of the Knight of the Low Intelligence!
Oh valorous Knight,
Go and fight for the right,
And battle all villains that be,
But oh, when you do,
What will happen to you
Thank God I won’t be there to see! *[/ul]
Slowest meltdown ever.