Now wait a minute, Fenris! You got your name in the title of this Pit thread this very weekend and you didn’t even have the decency to respond. 
I know because I put it there, having been told to seek out the most sarcastic poster. OK, OK, so next time I’ll call you the goat-felcher, but I’m not very good at this Pit stuff yet.
CJ
ROFLMAO
Good point. This whole thing was really a pity pitting.
Don’t worry Fenris, after a few more of these, I think you will be ready for a pit thread without your Mommy-rator holding your hand.
Hell, Eve even got a legitimate (if weak) pit thread before you did.
So…
what was the web site supposed to be about?
RedDevil–are you going to burn the SDMB down if they don’t give you back your stapler?
[/Office Space]
There was a web site?
I don’t remember exactly, it’s been a year and a half after all, but I think it was a message saying something like |-|3’/ 133+ |)00|)2! |<u|/| 533 |/|’/ |<3|/|1 (I’m sick of typing in leet) Warez and MP3z site. But…um…I don’t have any yet. I will though! Honest!
Fenris
Hrrm so it was illegal?
So let me get this right…
Someone is threatening to sue someone for making fun of their illegal warez site.
I’m thinking about this REALLY hard here folks… So after Kgriffey proves that you caused his warez site to lose money or your comments about his warez site tarnished his reputation (again monitary damages) wouldn’t he be arrested on gross copywrite violations?
And since he already proved in a court of law he ran a warez site wouldn’t he pretty much be left with one option?
Finding the biggest (while at the same time ‘smallest’) inmate to be bitch to?
MUWHAHAHAHAH
<promises to mail Kgriffey79 some jelley>
Sorry I shouldn’t keep bringing this up, but next to the telemarketer I chatted up last night, this is the most fun I’ve had all week.
No seriously, I keep breaking into laughter randomly over this post.
Actually, since there was nothing there, I don’t think it was illegal. IIRC (and again, it’s been a year plus), it was just a false promise of illegal stuff. Hmmmm…
Fenris
ah, but it wouldn’t be libel if there wasn’t anything on his site.
A site without content does truely suck ass.
ponders
I might. But if I get my stapler back, PLUS a little box of staples (kind of an interest payment) then I’ll forgive. Forgive mind, not forget.
Fenris! That’s exactly what I had in my mind! This may be how all Bond villains get started…
Naa Bond Villains all got started after getting cut off in traffic.
I remember that post well. I was totally set to buy the weirdpirates.com domain name for $250,000 and hire the site’s designer to turn it into a major e-commerce software and music download portal that would have blown Yahoo out of the water. I had the venture capital lined up and everything, but then the investors found out Fenris thought it was “lame” and they backed out. I’ve been living in a cardboard box ever since, but I’ve been afraid to sue Fenris because he belongs to the Cabal.
Because the mods won’t change the thread title to one with my name in it, I’m boycotting this thread from now on.
Fenris
Aaarh.
I think we all overlooked a very important fact here.
It wasn’t his site… so shouldn’t we be making fun of him for not understanding Libel?
I can’t claim damages against the British Tabloids for a story the printed about that supermodel. Granted it’d be nice if I could, it’d be like winning the lotto! mmmm free money.
Just to let everyone know, I’m still bocotting this thread and I’ll never, never, NEVER be back again.
Never.
Fenris
For everyone’s information, I’m still boycotting this thread unless the Mods change the title to something with “Fenris” in it…
But this time I mean it. I’m never going to post here again.
The only reason I came back was to tell you all that I wasn’t.
So there
Fenris
Why don’t you just take a proactive approach and change your name to “libel”?
I really, really like this thread. I’m going to print it off and put it in my bag. Then I’ll show it to people at work and look expectantly at the faces, waiting for them to laugh. Of course, when they just smile and say “yes, very good” and put it down, I’ll be devastated. But it’ll have been worth it!