Knock knock.
Get a warrant.
From here: Libertarian Dad Jokes - YouTube
I’m not Libertarian but this video is funny, IMO.
A libertarian, a vegan, and a crossfitter walk into a bar. How do you know which is which?
Don’t worry, they’ll fucking tell you.
A libertarian walks into a bar.
The barman serves him tainted alcohol because there are no regulations.
He dies.
But the bad publicity causes the bar to go out of business, proving that free markets work and vindicating the dead libertarian.
The owner of the bar sues the libertarian’s family for the damage their unfounded accusations did to his business. What proof do they have that the poison came from his bar?
But no, even in Galt’s Gulch there’s a thriving market for news outlets that are sensationalistic, driven by ideologies, and don’t care beans about accuracy. Just like in the real world, ya know?
Those outlets run stories about the deceased’s suicidal tendencies, the reports of his numerous chemical addictions, and his possible allegiance to socialist countries. The bar’s business thrives like never before.
There are some court cases filed, but there are so many, many court cases to deal with, and no one wants to pay serious money to fund more courts.
But, yeah, a nice video. I did no research, but my assumption is that the video comes from a libertarian organization that has a good sense of humor, and can self-mock. I liked.
Knock knock.
(sound of the door opening, followed by an AR-15 on full auto)
Get the hell off my land.
No - the dead Libertarian chooses another bar
Knock! Knock!
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
(I thought it said, “Librarian.”)
What’s the difference between a libertarian wedding and a libertarian funeral?
One less opinion.