Used to see a sporty little silver convertible in my office parking lot with some abbreviation on the plate that meant “Hot Chocolate”. Since the car was silver, I assumed the driver would be a pretty young black woman.
To my surprise, it turned out to be an aging and fading white woman in Human Resources. Then it just seemed sad.
My wife has a friend whose brother has the plates ZMD GMSO.
Here’s what they mean:
Not a thing. The guy’s something of a jerk – he likes to pinch bread in the supermarket so other people find it messed up – and he ordered nonsense plates just to torment the strangers who’d try to figure them out.
I have no idea what it means, although I found myself saying to the back of the car, “You looking at me? You looking at ME?” I hate plates I can’t figure out.
I can beat it. Told the story before, but I love it.
I was running late. Going about 15 over, middle lane, passed a stone overpass, see State trooper behind it, turning lights on. Figure, well, I’m caught. Took a chance, there goes the clean record.
Someone BLOWS by me on the left.
Black Trans Am.
Personalized plate - “LEADFOOT”
Cop just blew right past me.
Why doesn’t the fool just get a sign “GIVE ME TICKETS”
My sister used to be a court reporter and knew someone who had “Fuck You” in steno on their plates. She drove around for years before someone understood it and got the DMV to yank it. I also remember reading about a guy who had “UKFAYUYAY” or some such variation of the piglatin. When the DMV called him on it he made up some ridiculous acronym, and got it yanked.
I’ve noticed some people with license plate frames translating their plates. I guess they get sick of people asking them what they say.
I actually saw a Mini-Cooper with the plates “itl job”. I cannot imagine someone liking that film enough to buy a car from it, and to commemorate the fact that the movie inspired it. In fact … it’s actually kinda sad.
