Okay, not really the kilt.
Sporran wearers may need licence
(music: “Donald, Where’s Yer Troosers”)
That and more verses at http://www.samizdata.net/blog/archives/2007/06/highland_fun_an.html
And yet they let the WMD of musical instruments, the bagpipe, go unregulated.
Where’s the justice?
They have guys wearing a skirt and squeezing a large bag under their arm, like a wrestler preforming a head lock, while he fingers his pipes, all to produce a head numbing drone, and they worry about a small piece of fur mounted like a trophy.