In “American Pie”, Don McLean sang:
“The players tried to take the field
The marching band refused to yield…”
In this case, yielding would have been a good idea.
Hm, it happened at my Alma Mater. Perhaps this incident gives a little insight into explanatins for our football team’s less-than-impressive standing… 
ROTHLMAO! That’s something one might find in a B movie script. Binkowski sure seems to have some “issues”.
Wow.
You this means that somewhere a sousaphone player knows they missed their chance to bean a football player with a collosal musical insturment.
Other suggestions. A trombone would be able to clothesline a charging football player nicely.
I’m pretty amazed that the players followed the order. I don’t have much respect for over blown sports, but most of the people I have met that are involved in them aren’t 280lb bags of raging meat.
Well, I don’t play sports, but you’ve obviously heard the rumors.
And they’re coming to KC next week. I think they’re probably an even match for the Chiefs.
Hehe…just the opposite happened back in '82 during the Stanford-UC Berkeley “Big Game”.
There was also that play between California and Stanford in 1982, in which Cal won on a 5-lateral play. The player scoring the touchdown spiked the football inside a Stanford band member’s tuba.
I meant knocking into trombone player, although stuffing it in a tuba would have been much funnier.