You know, the one where the guy sticks his gun in his waistband and it fires? Seem like these guys were going to kidnap these other guys because of a dispute over stereo speakers, when … ah hell. It’s short, and hilarious. Read it yourself. Keep your eye on the ball.
The best part is that he cringed after the first shot, causing the gun to go off again.
[Nelson Muntz/]HA-HA![/Nelson Muntz]
He’s probably feeling a bit teste.
Although ya gotta admit, only cringing is a pretty ballsy, errr, gutsy reaction.
Right there, in about 2/5 of a second, something that seemed like a good idea at the time went south in a hurry, so to speak.
Well, he did get the ‘sack’.
“He cringed.”
This gets my nomination for Understatement of the Year.
His first words were reportedly “awww, nuts!”
Sounds like a load of bollocks to me…
Make that “bollock.”
Nevermind the bollocks, here’s the (no) sex pistols!
It’s pretty impressive that he walked to the hospital. That took some major…um…guts.
How do you spot a Navy SEAL?
He’s the guy jogging home after his vasectomy.
Could be worse, he could have gotten the shaft.
Can he get half a Darwin award for that? He at least deserves an honorable mention…
Well, he’s certainly out of the reproductive pool…
Man, I have all the necessary girly bits, and I cringed (and crossed my legs) on reading that. Ouch doesn’t even begin to cover it.
He might still pick up the Spare, you never know. 
That’ll teach him to go around half-cocked.
Only if he had a knife.
And all this over stereo speakers. I bet he’ll think twice the next time he wants to pump his bass.