Life parodies Art! Beware the Blob! In Radioactive-Vision! Newslink.

Well, it might not be too close of a parody, but Radioactive Green Slime From A Nuclear Reactor is pretty good, too.

http://chronicle.augusta.com/stories/latest/lat_126668.shtml

BULLETS WON’T STOP IT!

Beware!!The Blob!!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Blob

Yowsa. At first I wondered if the story was for real, but Googling kineococcus radiotolerans brings up a lot of items. An aerobic bacterium that thrives in the face of intense ionizing radiation; that’s pretty cool.

Will you believe it in your head?
Will you believe it when you’re dead?
The Green Slime!

Run for the hills! It’s on the hills? Run, run away from the hills!