My college roommate and I had the Frugal Gourmet.
You kind of nailed it in the OP.
David McCallum as Ilya Kuryakin.
second choice –
young Mikhail Baryshnikov.
Alice Cooper, circa Billion Dollar Babies tour 72 - 73.
I’ve still got a Bill Clinton one buried somewhere in my garage.
Probably should dig that out for the campaign this summer.
I’d want a Kool-Aid Man and a separate background that looked like a destroyed wall.
Or maybe I would like to have my picture taken while I dine with the cardboard cutouts of the cast of Friends. See, that is a card in Cards Against Humanity, and it would be fun to send that picture to my friends who play that game.
I got the Mr Bean and left it in the department director’s office while she was out. Scared the crap out of her.
Yowza! I see Elvira in my front door future. This time I’ll take better care of her.
Sheldon Lee Cooper, Ph.D., Sc.D. of course.
I once had a Frank & Ed cutout (of Bartles & Jaymes fame)
Michael Flatley
I used to have a life-sized cutout of Pete Townshend in his Maximum R&B pose. Got it from a friend who worked in a record store. When I moved I gave it to the guy who worked on my truck…I believe he hung it up in the shop and used it for a dart board. 
Jack Burton. Me.
(Big Trouble In Little China)
Gojira
Margaret Hamilton in full witch regalia or Charlize Theron as Malificent
Dan Rather.
Bob Ross holding his brush out. Think of the possibilities!
for back-up…
Susan Boyle
Huh? I thought Angelina Jolie was Maleficent?
The Undertaker.
:smack: Ravenna
I already have a Dalek. It’s folded up and in storage behind a bookshelf.
There was a life-size cardboard Beverly Crusher available about two decades ago. I really wanted that one, but decided I didn’t have room.
Really can’t think of anything I want now.