B without a doubt. I lived with my parents on the weekends for about 6 months and I couldn’t handle it living with them permanently would drive me crazy and seriously who would rather no how to change the oil or mow the lawn versus having sex.
B. No question.
I mean, really–living with your mother? Being a virgin for much of your adult life? No way.
You couldn’t live without…nah, too easy. 
This is easy. Just drain the oil over your lawn and you won’t have to know how to work a lawnmower.
B.
She is not!! Take it back!!
Lots of people live happily without sex.
Definately B.
And while we’re all assuming BIL is classifying B to be the ‘loser’, can we get some confirmation on that Black Rabbit?
ETA: And possibly some explanation as to his rationale?
I currently pay $30 a month to Jiffy Lube to change my oil while my mother has sex with the guy who mows the lawn. Where do I fit in?
Regards,
Shodan
Depends on how much you pay the lawn guy, obviously.
There are no “finer points” to operating a lawn mower. You just keep pushing it over the parts of the lawn that haven’t been mown yet.
B.