"I rather ____ than be ____ " game!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I finally thought of a new game for the first time in months, so hopefully it won’t suck :slight_smile:
Here’s how it will work:
We’ll all start off with the statement
“I rather ____ than (be) ____”, or if you prefer "I rather be ____ than be ____ ".
The first blank will be filled in from the last person’s second choice, you fill in the second part with something you don’t think is as bad as the first part.

For example:
player 1- I rather **organize my sock drawer **than be forced to listen to an esperanto opera.
player 2- I’d rather be forced to listen to an esperanto opera than watch Jerry Springer.

I think that should be easy to follow. No? Please bold the choices so they stand out.

I’d rather be ** painted orange and blue** than be kissed by Al Gore.

Next!

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I’d rather be kissed by Al Gore than f*cked by George W Bush.

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I’d rather be kissed by Al Gore than listen to Howard Stern.

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I’d rather listen to Hoard Stern than be f*ucked by George W Bush

[sub] simulposts can be fixed! [/sub]

5

Dangit. Well, change mine to f*cked by George Bush. It still applies!

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I’d rather listen to Howard Stern than be f*ucked by George W Bush

[sub] simulposts can be fixed! [/sub]

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LOL Skerri… what say we simulpost one more time?

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Isn’t this going well?

I’d rather be f*ucked by George W Bush than … dang. thats a tough one. … give up chocolate for six months.

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Nevermind… I’ll Simulpost with Myself too for good measure.

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I’d rather give up chocolate for six months than ** give up sex for one month **.

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I’d rather be ahead than a behind.

:rimshot:

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I’d rather give up sex for one month than be forced to have sex with that sunday night sex show lady until I die.

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SIDE COMMENT - NOT PART OF THE GAME

I’d rather be rich than stupid - Jack Handy

CARRY ON

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I’d rather be forced to have sex with that sunday night sex show lady until I die then be forced to have sex with Harvey Keitel until I die.

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Hmm…this one’s sort of difficult to top, since I’m in all likelihood going to be boinking Harvey Keitel’s rotting corpse for thirty years or so.

However, I’d rather be forced to have sex with Harvey Keitel until I die than kill a small child’s puppy by biting off its head with my own jaws.

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I’d rather kill a small child’s puppy by biting off its head with my own jaws than **kill a small child by biting off its head with my own jaws
**

17

Oh, lord

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I’d rather kill a small child by biting off its head with my own jaws than watch all of my loved ones swarmed by killer bees while being simultaneously crushed by a 20-ton steamroller.

That was a tough one.

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Well, I’d rather kill a small child by biting off its head with my own jaws than vote for Dubya in 2004

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well mine works for tlw’s, too… haha