That’s right folks, it’s back! The weird, the wild, the wacky, ‘Would You Rather’ game!
Rules: A person describes two scenarios, and asks someone to pick one over the other. The person responding must give an explanation as to why they picked their choice. The scenarios must start with the phrase: ‘Would You Rather’. The person that picks a scenario, and describes why, then must lay out two more scenarios for the next person to pick. If two people respond at the same time the first post is active, and any post after that is null. Rinse and repeat.
For example:
Would You Rather…
Chew a golf ball sized wad of tin foil for 12 hours straight
or
Drink a 12 oz. cup of tobacco juice?
Got it? Ok good, here we go.
Would You Rather…
**Be boiled alive
or
Hung, drawn, and quartered?** *
Keeping in mind that when they take you off the scaffold, you are not dead. Yes, this is the way they really did it.
Would you rather drive blindfolded down a deserted mountain road with impressive vertical dropoffs and no guard rails, or drive blindfolded in the center lane of Interstate 75 at 6 PM?
I’d rather drive blindfolded in the center lane of Interstate 75 at 6 PM. Probably less of a chance of a scary cliff-drop death. Sure, slamming into other cars would be bad too, but it seems like the lesser of the two evils.
Would you rather:
Continue getting skinnier until you cease to exist
or
Continue getting fatter until you cease to exist [die]?
Directly confrong whatever I fear most. If it terrifies me, why would I want to watch someone I love go through such a terrible thing? (Unless it’s killing a spider. Dad’s always handled those growing up).
I think I would definitely rather floss your teeth with a chainsaw.
Would you rather…
Spend a year trapped in a room with the most boring man on the planet
or
Watch every episode of teletubbies ever shown in one sitting (being forced to pay attention - no nodding off)
I’ll take the sex…hell, I can close my eyes…I’ve had practice.
Would you rather stick your tongue into Rosie O’Donell’s dirty bathwater, or occupy a bathroom stall next to lieu after he’s had a big ol’ bowl of chili?
The NYPD, only because I wouldn’t have to travel across the country for the privilege.
Would you rather have your body trapped underneath a heavy object for several hours or your head stuck in a place where you could breathe but couldn’t see anything and couldn’t get out without help?
O my god, there is some funny stuff out there! Sexually violated by a bottlenose dolphin!? Grooming Robin Williams back hair with your tongue!? A 3-Way with Janet Reno and Al Sharpton!? LMAO!
Since I couldnt be sure that help would arrive, I would have to go with having my body trapped under a heavy object for several hours.
Telletubbies definately. I think I’d put my foot through the TV before the 12 hour mark if it was Barney.
Would you rather make a 10 mile car journey through the city stark naked (no tinted windows allowed), or have a small picture of a bat tattooed just above your left buttock.