Ok, here goes…a good game for those with creativity…
Called “Would you rather?” Has been played round many a bar in my younger days.
Goes like this…
Person 1 (me!):
Would you rather…
Go without food for 3 days
OR
Eat a fistful of roaches
Person 2 Answers that question and poses their own question.
Wanna play?
For the record, I’d eat the roaches! CAn’t go without eating for that long!
Having gone without food for more than 3 days and having found it something of a breeze I’m afraid im gonna go roachless.
Would you rather :
Agree to never to use a computer again ?
or
cut off your own pinky ?
(threats from exes do not countas motivational factors)
I’d cut off my pinky. I never use it anyway.
Would you rather…
Have mind blowing meaningless sex the rest of your life with some really hot chick
or
Be in love with a female forever and only have sex to procreate?
MEANINGLESS HOT SEX! MEANINGLESS HOT SEX!
Okay… would you rather:
Eat a pound of lard
Or
Drink a pint of oil.
drink a pint of oil.
would you rather…
get a tail
or
get devil horns?
i mean, real tails/horns, grafted onto your rear or your head (as the case may be), made of real tissue and real cells (muscle, bone, etc.)
Give me the tail…!
Would you rather:
Suddenly be deaf for the rest of your life
OR
Suddenly be blind for the rest of your life?
Deaf.
Would you rather:
Read Atlas Shrugged?
or
Read Mein Kampf?
Read Mein Kampf…
Would you rather be in love?
Or in lust?
I’d rather be in love.
Would you rather…
be locked in a room of scorpions
OR
perform customer service work (face-to-face or over the phone) for a week
scorpions
Would you rather:
watch full color Slug Signorino animated cartoons for the rest of your life
or
read Marilyn VosSavant?
Rather read Marilyn vosSavant.
Would you rather go swimming with pirhanas
OR
go swimming with in boiling water?
Ack! Blasphemer!
Oh, BTW, I would rather go swimming with the fishies.
Would you rather wear a monkey suit with a pink tu-tu in public
OR
Would you rather sing karaoke to Engelbert Humperdink songs? In public?
Monkey suit.
Would you rather die painfully and slowly
OR
Watch one of your best friends die quickly?
Friend dying quickly.
Castration?
or
Lobotomy.
Well, I guess I’ll opt for castration… [grin]
Be a telemarketer
or
Pluck yer grandma’s chin hairs?
Pluck grandma’s chin hairs - sometimes I pluck my boyfriend’s for fun. I love plucking!
Drink a litre of feet sweat
or
Drink a litre of vomit?
blech…
pass
the vomit…
Bone Jack Nicholson
or
Bone Meg Ryan?
Meg Ryan
Date Marilyn Monroe once
or
Strangle Adolf Hitler twice?