The 'Would You Rather' Game

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Haha I don’t know, both sound equally entertaining! I suppose the 10 mile car journey, 'cause tattoos are painful. Unless, of course it’s temporary… :stuck_out_tongue:

OK here goes:

Would you rather…

A life without tampons
or
A life without Advil

(I think this is more of a question for the female audience!!)

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The bat - I already have 3 tattoos.

Would you rather win $20 Million and only live a year or be immortal but always broke?

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oooh - I took too long to reply :frowning: I take the life without advil and pose my above question

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Immortal and broke.

Would you rather:
Have to live in a room that smells like a monkey house for the rest of your life
OR
Have your toes bitten off by wolverines

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Wolverines. I’ve always had trouble with hangnails, anyway. Plus I’d have a GREAT scar story.
Would you rather…
Spend eternity in Hell feeling drowning, or…
burning?

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Hmmm. How would you drown for eternity?

Were it a choice twixt drowning to death and going to hell, or burning to death and going to hell, I’d want to burn; simply because I’ll never again match my record of 3:20 for holding my breath.

Now, would you rather be an attractive, brilliant, world renown social outcast genius who couldn’t get laid, even for money? Or would you rather be a hideous and disgusting ogre with the intelligence of a tree, having weekly sex with the Supermodel of the Month?

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Outcast genius who couldn’t get play. I’m married, I know what it’s like to live without sex.
Would you rather have a face and body like Brad Pitt and be hung like a parakeet, or have Gilbert Gottfried’s face and voice and have a fince specimen of Alabama blacksnake?

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Outcast genius who couldn’t get play. I’m married, I know what it’s like to live without sex.
Would you rather have a face and body like Brad Pitt and be hung like a parakeet, or have Gilbert Gottfried’s face and voice and have a fine specimen of Alabama blacksnake?

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Aw, *nutbunnies. *

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Pitt and Parakeet. With Gottfried and the Blacksnake, I’d be the only one who’d get to appreciate it.

Would you rather subsist on a diet of Marlon Brando’s used Speedos for the rest of your life, or have a rabid badger surgically grafted to your head?

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The Badger grafted to my head, because I could have him removed. * Eating Brandos speedos is for life, and I couldnt stomach that.

  • You never stated how long the badger was to be on my head. You have be clear people, clear. :wink:

Would You Rather…

Have a 10 minute orgasm

or

Have a 10 minute butt itch; You know, the kind that feels so good your legs shake with pleasure.

:eek:

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I’ll go with the obvious choice here: the ten-minute butt itch. I mean, with a ten-minute orgasm, if the place of rendezvous were sufficiently cramped, we might drown. And even if we survived, I’d probably have to sleep on the wet spot.
Anyways, would the next person rather…

a) rock and roll all night, or…
b) party every day?

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Rock and roll all night.
I partied every day for a week once, and it hurt.

And that brings me to…
Would you rather eat a massive pile of reguritated champagne, stuffed mushroom caps, mini-quiches, chocolate-covered strawberries, and brucetta…
Or…
Give Fat Bastard (pre-subway diet) a rim job?

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as if him being skinny would be a thrill!

massive and regurgitate – NO

I’ll take my chances with the big man.

How about –

solititary confinement for a year.

OR

never alone for 10 years. I mean never alone. in the bathroom, in the bedroom. always with at least one other person.

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If I’m allowed amusement (especially a fast Internet connection and a kick-butt computer, but just paper and pencil will do), then I’ll take solitary for a year.

Would you rather…

Have a sloooooooow Internet connection and be able to surf the SDMB
Or
A really really fast connection but no way to get to the boards?

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I’d rather have a slow internet connection. I had a slooooooow internet connection while surfing the boards for about a year before I became a member. To be honest I still get around about as fast as I did even with a broadband connection.

Would you rather:

  1. Become convicted of a felony you did not and would not ever commit.

or…

  1. Become convicted of a felony you did commit and would do it again?
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I wish I’d gotten the wolverine question. I have no active nerves in my toes. You could cut them off with a chainsaw while I was asleep and I wouldn’t even know it.

I’d rather be convicted of something I did do, esp. if it was something good I could do again.

Would you rather be forced to listen to nothing but bagpipe music the rest of your life, or be forced to listen to every recording of “Memory” from Cats, including the foreign language ones?

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Every recording of “Memory”. At least that would eventually end.

Would you rather
Have to eat a helping of your most hated food at every meal for the rest of your life
OR
Have to eat only stale bread and musty water (and a vitamin pill to prevent malnutrition) for a year.

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I’d take the hated food, becaue you would have variety. Besides, I could learn to despise such things as T-bone steals and kimchi…:smiley:

Would you: Stay married to someone who seriously dislike because they are great in the sack, or be single and go without, but be happy with yourself?

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Definitely the single one. Been doing it for 17 years now.

Would you rather:

Watch a video of every recorded second with Carrot Top in it

OR

Watch a video of your own conception?