Let’s play a game! Answer the “would you rather…” of the person before you and make up a new one!
I’ll start.
…lose $5,000 or have GWB again as a president?
Since I voted for him in 2004, I’ll take Bush again. I don’t want to lose $5000.
(Are we taking bets on how fast this gets Pitted?)
You have to list a new one, ivylass!
Oh, sorry.
Would you rather have dinner with Stephen King or Steven Spielberg?
Spieldberg. Seems more interesting to me.
Would you rather live alone in a great big house, mansion, or live with your family of 6 in a two room (not including bathroom) house?
Alone, mansion. I can visit my family.
Would you rather be blind or deaf?
Deaf. I love hearing, but love seeing more.
Would you rather eat a booger or a bug?
Booger. At least I know where it’s been.
Would you rather lose both arms or both legs?
Legs. I really need my arms.
Would you rather have to eat the same thing every day for the rest of your life or not be able to eat the same thing twice for the rest of your life?
Not be able to eat the same thing twice. Food gets boring very fast.
Would you rather be intelligent and penniless, or dumb and rich?
I’m going for dumb and rich - I’ve already got the intelligent and penniless thing down pat.
Would you rather leave your homeland (and all friends and family) permanently, or watch it devolve into your personal worst nightmare of a politico-cultural system?
I’d rather leave. I can still contact my family, I can make new friends, and I can live somewhere cool.
Would you rather work at a job you love and always be struggling with money, or work at a job you hate and make a bit fat paycheck? (But not make so much you can retire early.)
Hate, fat check. I don’t give a crap about having a career, I’m only here for the cash.
Would you rather be a great musician or a great athlete? (No one said these had to be choose between two negatives 
)
Great musician, please.
Would you rather have your co-workers find out your deepest secret, or walk in on you while you’re taking a dump?
Walk in on me taking a dump. It’s not that I have such horrible secrets, but that I love my coworkers so much I think they deserve the stench!
Would you rather drown or be burned to death?
Drowning. Burning hurts.
Would you rather live without TV or the internet?
Easy - TV. I pretty much already watch zero TV but the internet is one of my best friends.
Would you rather have the ability to change shape or the ability to teleport?
Change shape. If I could teleport, I’d turn into one of those people who can’t fit out the door of their house.
Gain 80 pounds or get an embarrassing tattoo?
Get an embarrassing tattoo. I’m already overweight.
Lose the ability to speak, or lose your sense of taste?
Lose my sense of taste.
Save the life of someone you really really dislike (but not a murderer or similar) or win a million bucks?