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Would you rather have no knees? Or have no elbows?
I make my living in front of a computer, so I guess I’m going to have to choose knees.
Would you rather have a painful coughing fit every time you see a red headed person, or be unable to pronounce the letter “m”?
Formal protest!!!
My son has gingery hair, but his first and last name start with M.
'Aybe his hair will turn a handso’e auburn, like 'rs Lynde told Anne of Green Gables, after 'arilla and 'atthew adopted her.
I just had pneumonia. As much as I don’t want to call my son truncated name, I will have to lose the M.
Would you rather have hip wader boots or foam rubber flip flops as your only foot wear, year round?
Damn! That’s a hard one. Since I live in Texas, I’ll have to go with flip flops.
Paper cuts on tip tip of you index fingers and thumbs for a full year? Or…
A pimple on the tip of your nose for a full year?
A pimple on the tip of my nose for an entire year. Ultimately it’s just a “looks” problem. With as much typing as I do during a year, the paper cut thing would really, really suck.
Old classic:
Would you rather freeze to death or be burned alive?
I’m told freezing is not awful, and burning sounds horrendous. Especially if you have the slightest chance of being rescued from either of the chosen fates. So ice block it is.
Would you rather smell burning rubber all day every day, or smell * like * burning rubber to everyone who’s not you?
I’m going to guess that after a few days or weeks I’m not going to notice the smell; it’ll blend into the background just like people who live near an airport stop noticing the planes coming in to land / taking off over their heads (personal experience!) Comparing that to the thought of explaining why I smell like burning rubber to every new person I meet makes it a no-contest.
Would you rather eat only your favourite food for the rest of your life, or never be able to eat it again?
I would much rather eat my favorite food for the rest of my life.
Would you rather have Donald Trump as the next president or step in dog excrement every day for the next four years?
Bring on the dog poop. It’s not like I am Grrr! and have to wear flip flops year round. (By the way Im Canadian, but still willing to take in on the shoe for the good of the planet.)
Would you rather spend all day in a seminar room that is too hot, or one that is too cold. (say 90 0r 50 degrees?)
Too cold for me please.
Would you rather eat food that is too spicy for the rest of your life? Or food that is too bland?
I survived the bland food thing for years when the little Sans ate nothing more exotic than hot dogs. I can do it again.
Planet stops rotating. Do you live a tribal society existence in the permanent dark or eternal light?
Eternal light. Tripping over stuff in the dark would get old.
Something really bad for a lot of people would happen unless you shot one muppet to death. Would you murder Kermit or Ernie?
Kermit. I think he’s a secret perv.
WYR, for the rest of your life, only have sex in front of your parents or have the pictures posted of whatever sex you have online?
I choose online because I could just wear a bag over my head.
Would you rather be rich, handsome, and friendless or be poor, ugly, and have tons of great friends.
Rich and friendless, assuming we’re talking really, really rich. I don’t even care if I’m good-looking.
Would you rather starve, or eat the people who died in the crash? Let’s assume these are people you know.
Is there seasoning? Imma gonna eat either way.
Would you rather work from home, with no human interaction 10 hours a day or have a long commute but get to interact with people.
I’m going for working at home. At least I can talk to my dog.
Would you rather be deaf or blind?
Deaf. Not being able to read would be horrible.
Would you rather live in the city or way out in the countryside?
Definitely the city-Raised in the country, and never took to it.
Would you rather relive your life, knowing all you know now, or live twice as long as you normally would have?