"I rather ____ than be ____ " game!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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To clear up that simulpost:

I’d rather vote for Dubra in 2004 than watch all of my loved ones swarmed by killer bees while being simultaneously crushed by a 20-ton steamroller.

(Much easier.)

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aahhhh!!! double-simulpost!!

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I’d rather watch all of my loved ones swarmed by killer bees while being simultaneously crushed by a 20-ton steamroller than eat the remains.

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I’d rather watch all of my loved ones swarmed by killer bees while being simultaneously crushed by a 20-ton steamroller than be fucked by George Bush.

And it comes full circle!

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I’d rather be f*cked by George (P.!) Bush than be Ralph Nader’s love slave

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You win.

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I’d rather eat the remains of being Ralph Nader’s love slave than be involved in another high speed Doper simulpost collision.

(okay… not really. ;-))

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I’d rather be involved in another high speed Doper simulpost collision than ** clean a sump pump**.

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I’d rather clean a sump pump than suck a cat’s paws.

30

I’d rather suck a cat’s paws than bite your nasty shorts.**

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I’d rather bite your nasty shorts than clean up and dispose of a whale carcass.

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I’d rather clean up and dispose of a whale carcass than live in a tent on a hockey rink.

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I’d rather live in a tent on a hockey rink than show up for work naked.

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I’d rather show up for work naked than snog a Sumo Wrestler.

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I’d rather ** snog a Sumo Wrestler** than ** have an episode of Survior recounted to me**.

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I’d rather have an episode of Survior recounted to me than to be Bill Blinton’s intern.

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er… that would be Bill Clinton… :smack:

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I’d rather be Bill Clinton’s intern than have Barney the big purple dinosaur live in my house and sing to me for six months

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I’d rather have Barney the big purple dinosaur live in my house and sing to me for six months than have ** Oral sex with a Snapping Turtle**.

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I’d rather have Barney live and my house and sing for six months than have Britny and Christina dress my daughter for six months.**