"I rather ____ than be ____ " game!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Keithmac won that by 8 minutes so…

I’d rather ** have Oral sex with a Snapping Turtle.** than ** be a Scientologist **

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(hijack)
[sub] Now I wonder if anyone would rather be a Scientologist than f*ck GW Bush… tough call… [/sub]

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I’d rather be a scientologist than be a cannibal
(I’d also rather be a scientologist than even THINK about f*cking GWB. Yuck).

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I’d rather be a cannibal than have Oral Sex with a cannibal

(I seem to have something on my mind :slight_smile:

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I’d rather ** have oral sex with a cannibal ** than **never again get oral sex **

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I’d rather have oral sex with a cannibal than date Tonya Harding.

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I’d rather date Tonya harding than never again get oral sex…

[sub] again simulpost [/sub]

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I’d rather never again get oral sex than be forced to eat nothing but peanut butter for the rest of my life

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I’d rather be forced to eat nothing but peanut butter for the rest of my life than be asked to sign up for long distance phone plans on the SDMB.

[sub]oh wait that DID happen… GRRRR[/sub]

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I’d rather be asked to sign up for long distance phone plans on the SDMB than give up diet pepsi for a day.

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I’d rather give up diet Pepsi for a day than be forced to swim in a giant vat of BOILING Diet Pepsi.

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I’d rather be forced to swim in a giant vat of BOILING Diet Pepsi than be pimholed by a 300 pound gorilla

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pimholed?

54

I’d rather be pimholed by a 300lb. gorilla than listen to Kid Rock for ten minutes.

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I’d rather be pimholed [sic] by a 300 pound gorilla than be locked in a small room with a TV that plays nothing but “Three’s Company” reruns and can’t be turned off.

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I’d rather be locked in a small room with a TV that plays nothing but 'Three’s Company" reruns and can’t be turned off than have eyeball worms

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Invented by Hugh and Laurie (UK comidiens)
as a new swear word to get arround censors. But apparently just too explicit for they themselves to use on TV.
Cheers, Keithy

58

oopse, the above was a note on pimholed.

anyway…

I’d rather be have eyeball worms than have ** eyeball porcupines**

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I’d rather have eyeball porcupines than let the entire population of Liechtenstein sneeze on me.

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I’d rather let the entire population of Liechtenstein sneeze on me than have the French fart in my general direction.