"I rather ____ than be ____ " game!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
61

I’d rather have the French fart in my general direction than have to clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue.

62

I’d rather have to clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than eat at KFC.

63

I’d rather eat at KFC than give a hipo an ob-gyn exam.

64

I’d rather ** Give a hippo an ob-gyn exam ** than ** be Trent Lott at a Black Panther rally. **

65

I’d rather be Trent Lott at a Black Panther rally than be a 10-year-old boy at a Michael Jackson concert.

66

I’d rather be a 10-year-old boy at a Michael Jackson concert than an infant in Michael Jackson’s care.

67

I’d rather be an infant in Michael Jackson’s care than a new prison “lifer” with a cellmate called Big Bubba.

68

Id rather be a AA soldier in Iraq than **be an infant in Michael Jackson’s care **

69

I’d rather be a new prison “lifer” with a cellmate called Big Bubba than Join in a Pit thread on Unbanning Satan.

70

I’d rather ** join in a Pit thread on Unbanning Satan** than ** be dead**.

71

I’d rather be dead than undead.

72

I’d rather be undead than a victim of the undead.

73

I’d rather ** be a victim of the undead ** than ** listen to a “Yanni meets Kenny G” concert play over and over again **

74

I’d rather ** listen to a “Yanni meets Kenny G” concert play over and over again ** than be anal-raped by a horde of albino, transexual pygmies WHILE listening to a “Yanni meets Kenny G” concert play over and over again. **

75

dag nabbit!

I’d rather ** listen to a “Yanni meets Kenny G” concert play over and over again ** than ** be anal-raped by a horde of albino, transexual pygmies WHILE listening to a “Yanni meets Kenny G” concert play over and over again. **

young whippersnappers and their HTML expectations…

76

I’s rather be anal-raped by a horde of albino, transexual pygmies WHILE listening to a “Yanni meets Kenny G” concert play over and over again than be eviscerated with a spork.

77

Okay, now I can’t get the theme from Matchgame 76 (or 77, or 78, or PM) outta my head.

78

I’d rather be eviscerated with a spork than be French kissed by Carrot Top

79

Why is it that every time I look at this thread the person before me has used a word I don’t know?

WTH is a ‘spork’?

80

a spork is a combination of a spoon and a fork.

I’d rather be be French kissed by Carrot Top than be French kissed by Ellen Degeneres