One poster poses three scenarios, with 2 unsavory options. The next poster, for each scenario, has to pick the option he or she would prefer. And death is not an option, which means you have to pick one of the two.
After you’re done doin that, you present three more scenarios for the next poster.
To start off:
Have sex while you parents watch OR watch your parents have sex
Take a bite out of your own feces everyday for the rest of your life OR spend one year in a maximum-security federal penn.
Make out with your dad for five minutes OR be blind for 3 months.
Have sex while you parents watch OR watch your parents have sex.
Answer: Watch my parents have sex. I would rather watch than be watched.
Take a bite out of your own feces everyday for the rest of your life OR spend one year in a maximum-security federal penn.
Answer: Spend one year in a maximum-security federal penn. There is NO WAY I’m eating poop. Period.
Make out with your dad for five minutes OR be blind for 3 months.
Answer: Blind for 3 months… just because of the curiosity.
My scenarios. Would you rather:
Star in a porno film that is OPPOSITE of your sexual orientation for 10 minutes OR break 10 separate bones in your body.
Poop your pants in public OR pee your pants in public.
Rob a bank in full view of the camera with no mask on OR be framed and convicted for a robbery you did not commit.
The Tobasco. I might not even break a sweat if it’s just regular ol’ Tobasco.
Drown the kittens. Sure I migh feel kinda bad about it, but hey, I need my eyes to see stuff with.
This one is a little tougher… but it is possible to was clothes without machines, and the internet is more than a little usefull for a number of things, so I’ll go without the wash/dry machines.
Now for mine:
Be launched from a catapult -or- be dragged behind a truck for 20 miles.
Run a Nazi flag up your flagpole for one day -or- wear a Nazi SS uniform around for one day (and you can’t just stay in for the whole day either).
1. You have three cups of coffee in front of you, and a fourth off to the side. You have to choose and drink one of them. The fourth cup has a high concentration of X-lax. Out of the other three cups, one is 400% higher in concentration of X-lax, and the other two are free of X-lax. Do you take the chance of going for one of the three cups, with a 33% chance of getting the 400% increase in X-lax (66% of getting an X-lax free coffee), or just take the fourth cup and get it done with? And to top it off, you must perform in a televised Olympic swim meet 5 hours later with ceiling cameras. 2. You must make a million dollars by chosing which method to do it with, because obviously, you have a gun to your head. Your odds of crossing the street are 2:1 that you’ll get hit by random cars going 400mph at anytime, for $1,000,000. But if you get hit, you’ll survive with unpredictable injuries, and no million dollars. Or, you see a car accident on the road with that involves a family of 4. Three are dead, and one is an 8 year old boy that is wounded pretty badly and is clutching a bag of $1,000,000. In which you’ll eventually meet up with 15 years later face to face at an unknown date and time, as he survives. He remembers you, and is now a Marine.
Do you attempt to cross the street for a million and risk getting hit, or do you instead take the million from an injured child that just lost his family that will give you unpredictable consequences 15 years later? 3. Smuggle drugs from Austrailia to Singapore, or from Singapore to Austrailia?
Take the 100% coffee, then dose up on immodium before the swim.
If the car accident has allready happened, take the million from the proto-marine child. Then make sure to pay him back fully with interest before he comes a-hunting.
Singapore to Australia if the drugs are carried in a way that won’t be noticed by luggage security (ingested bags for instance). Otherwise Australia to Singapore, and hope the Aussie luggage security miss the drugs. Usually the departure airport has more security than the arrival.
ok my connundrums
Would you eat the yellow snow or the red snow ?
2 Would you model fettish clothing in an obscure magazine, or revealing underware for Vogue. (you get payed the same for each assignment).
Lose an arm and a leg, or lose your nose and an ear.
Assuming the yellow snow is urine-stained and the red snow blood-infused, I’d go with the former if I didn’t know the identity of the fluid expeller. If I did know the identity of said expeller, and were confident of him/her being relatively healthy, I’d go with the blood.
Revealing underwear for Vogue, although that mag would be more likely to pay me for not disgracing its pages with my 46-year-old male form.
Since I’ve always believed I’d prefer deafness to blindness, I’d give up the ear and nose.
Here are my questions:
Your name, home address, and phone number are going to published widely on the Internet. You will be wrongfully accused of being either a rabid right-wing religious zealot or a drug cartel kingpin. Which do you opt for?
Similar to a previous question about meals – you either have to sleep in the same bed/room/latitude-longitude coordinates every night for the rest of your life, or spend each night in a different location, with no return to a previous site of slumber.
You have to become a perpetual talk-show guest/interview subject and defend your story without ever suggesting you’re joking. Is your public persona that of someone who regularly talks with outer-space aliens, or someone who insists that race-based slavery be re-established as a way of life in the USA and other developed societies?
