No, I am Spartacus!
Good one! And hey, how come we park on driveways and drive on parkways? Didja hear about the [pejorative term for a minority group member] who starved to death waiting for the STOP sign to turn to GO? And try the shrimp - it’s been here all week!
Light is the fastest thing in the universe. But sound is louder.
Nah, dark is clearly faster. Every time light tries to go somewhere, it turns out dark was there first.
That would be an omnipotent Spartacus.
Could an omnipotent Spartacus build a slave army so large that even he couldn’t lead it?
But in space, no one can hear you scream, so you’ll always appear bright.
I cannot help but appreciate this comment. Nicely done.