I was going to post something from Duel, but I’m already 3rd!
How about: You know, this is, excuse me, a damn fine cup of coffee.
It was sort of a real long movie.
Great line, but not from a TV movie.
Damn. Beat me to it.
Dudes, I have seen almost no quotes from actual *made for TV movies *(which I would say includes a mini-series). This means that by and large, made for TV movies are not that memorable.
“I think it was the trousers.”
:smack: TV movies, *not *TV or movies. Duuuuuuuuuuuh.
“Throw away your cross, face the master. Your faith against his faith…”
I was fifteen and it scared me also.
“Open the window Mark! I’m so hungry.” More nightmare fuel.
Sorry about that, Chief!
Missed it by that much!
That’s the second-biggest [noun] I’ve ever seen!
Marcia! Marcia! Marcia!
OK, one more that is actually from a TV movie: I’m invincible!!!
“Don’t touch the figs”
So has it been established that it’s “TV or movies” and not “TV movies”?
“Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?”
No, it was TV movies. Which is why the picking are so slim. BUT a very interesting OP. Who’d have thought it that made for tV movies and mini-series would have produced so few memorable lines?
“Hey, slut! I oughta call your mother and tell her you’re a whore!”
-Cybill Shepherd as Martha Stewart
Well, with that stipulation, here’s a couple from the same miniseries:
“As of this moment, we are at war.”
“So say we all!”
A dingow ite moi byebye!
I’d like to nominate this thread for an award for the worst following of instructions in the OP ever.
As for TV Movie quotes, here are a couple of my faves:
“Gargoyles are a scientific fact. And they’re no more dangerous than a high school drop-out on a motorcycle.”
“This is the voice of world control. I bring you peace. It may be the peace of plenty and content or the peace of unburied death. The choice is yours: Obey me and live, or disobey and die.”
For the record, that line crossed my mind, being sure that was a made for TV movie, but as it turns out, it was a feature film, A Cry in the Dark (1988) with Meryl Streep, and also misquoted. Apparently the actual line is, “A dingo got my baby!”
Another line I thought for sure came from a late-night TV babysitter horror flick was “…the call’s coming from inside the house!” But, it seems the origin is a bit convoluted, and often parodied, most notably by the movie Scream.