Lines that always spell trouble

“Peoples of the Earth…”

“Hey you; yeh, YOU, I’m talking to YOU!”

“All right, if you insist…”

“The boss wants to see you in his office.”

“Remember that one-night stand we had nine months ago?”

“After that big fight we had, I went over to my ex’s house, and one thing led to another…”

“We can’t discuss your test results over the phone. Can you come to the doctor’s office today?”

“I’m from the IRS. About your tax return…”

“Police! Open up!”

And the all-time classic: “We need to talk.”

“I’ve got a bad feeling about this…”

“I’ll be right back.”

“I can…almost…reach it…”

“Ohhh! He looks so cute!”

“Just four more weeks 'till retirement!”

“What does this button do?”

If anyone asks you, “You haven’t told anyone else about this, have you?” that person is about to kill you.

So go ahead and have a little fun – say that you told your worst enemy. If you’re going to die, why not take your worst enemy with you?

“I have good news, and I have bad news.”

Nobody cares about the good news.

Maybe not so much in movies, but any time there’s drinking going on and someone says, “I gotta catch up!” that’s lights out for that person.

“He’s only one man !”

“Bah, she’s only a woman !”

“I . . . am . . . a . . . GOD ! !”

“What’s THAT supposed to mean?” or “WHAT did you say?!”

“We’re in Barney”


“We’ll just be a few moments.”

These were the words that were spoken to a friend of mine by police, prior to his house being raided for drugs. (Fortunately, he escaped major legal trouble - and is now making a lot of money as a programmer.) To this day, that line fills him with dread.

“Barney Rubble” rhymes with “trouble.”

“It’s quiet”
Always followed of course by “yeah, too quiet…”

Just one of these times I want someone to instead reply “Yeah, the optimal amount of quiet”

“Werewolf? What werewolf?”

“I am invincible!”

“Directed by Uwe Boll”

British rhyming slang?

As spoken by Basher (Don Cheadle) in Ocean’s Eleven. Whether it was in circulation before that, I know not.

The rest of us behave like everythings… OK?

Think about it :wink:

Don’t tell the trouble and strife!