Wow. This is one of the most hilariously ignorant things I have read in a long, long time. This is so stupid that I can’t even muster up the anger for a Pit rant.
Rosters. That is, the sheets of paper on which schools list the names of their students. Traditionally, boys and girls have been listed separately, as was intended by the Goddess Amatersu and the Great Jomon Emperor since time immemorial. Recently, though, some schools have foolishly started listing everyone, boys and girls, together as though they were equals. Don’t they realize what the consequences of this could be?
The Country Will Collapse! Boom! Splash! Right into the ocean! No Gamera to bail our asses out this time, game over, domo arigato Mr. Roboto!
Sigh. If anyone finds a site with more info, please link it, I’d love to hear how this plays out.
Well sure, that makes perfect sense. The answer was so simple, and right in front of us the whole time, how could we have been so blind? If only my name hadn’t appeared on my high school roster between Carey Seabrook and Lisa Shaw.
Does that mean I can make people gay by typing up the appropriate list? I could make millions selling my new toaster ovens on Ebay! eyes keyboard larcenously
Shit. You haven’t really been paying attention, have you? Loons of all stripes have held public office in pretty much every nation since the invention of public office.
Hmm, I need to speak with the registrars at the University … the place should be swarming with lesbians and yet I fail to get any chickage. Maybe only my name is on the coed lists?
No, I’m sorry, Matt. If your roster wasn’t mixed, you’re not allowed to be gay. Please turn in your card on the way out. Oh, and I’ll take that agenda, too.
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