Lippo-siphon?

The liver is responsible for regulating the amount of glucose in the blood stream. My question is, what would it take to induce the liver to convert fat into glucose, at a fast rate, and then remove the glucose from the blood stream with a dialisys like machine?

How long would it take? a week? two weeks?

Instead of physically removing the fat with lipposuction or other extreme procedures like gastric-bypass, you could ‘melt’ the pounds away!

What’s the straight dope? Is there a doctor in the audience?