I forgot one…
Master.
I too, have issues.
Sweetie
Pookie
Bébé
I call her “Killer” most of the time. I also call her:
Honey and Sweetie
Baby Doll
Brat Baby
Red (she has red hair)
Slim
Skinny butt
Stretch
Legs
She calls me Angel or Honey most of the time.
He calls me: Monkey
I call him: Peanut
I never realized there was actually a connection between the two, until I read this thread. I’m an observant one all right.
I am disappointed that not one endearment thus far has involved the word “monkey”.
Too trite?
Shmoopy or Mumpy.
Mr. TeaElle and I are really sickening, I admit it openly.
never really thought about it… its really sweet (although also thick and sticky and black - left over sugar cane stuff I think)… so i guess that’s why… maybe, it just always sounds cute!!
I call her “sweet fart”
She calls me “duckling” (phonetically, “duck ling” means “monkey’s ass” in Thai.
I call her “my little pumpkin”…or kumquat…or other fruit. Or “My love” or “honey” or “Blender”
She calls me “dearest” or “Stud”
Sweetie
Tootsie-pie
Sugarbob
Funkybunch
I’ve taken to calling people “poodle” like Karen on Will and Grace. And one of those people has taken to calling me “sweet shit” in response.
Oh and auntie em, I started calling all my cats Monkey a few months ago. I still use their names once in while, but calling them all “monkey” is just more fun.
Sessy
Honey bunny
His first name with an “ey” stuck on the end of it
Similarly, I call her “Sweetie”, she calls me “Sweetie”. For more intimate moments, she’s “my precious treasure”, and she replies by addressing me as “my sweet darling”.
Strange, I call my girlfriend Punky, or if I’m feeling Snoop doggish, P bizzle.
I know where you’re at, because I’ve been where ya been.
Oh yeah, I also call my boyfriend “punky monkey” on occasion. 
After calling him a doodle bug once, he called me a rhinoceros beetle.
sweety
my lil porkchop
schmoopy
bear
pooter
darlin
mein gepeck
sweetmeat
pooky
my sun, my moon, my shooting star, my arabian sunset
doll
chunky monkey
I like poopie face (for him)
But the good ones are from Movies
“Boo Boo Kitty Fuck” from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
and
“Sugar Booger” From Jimmy Neutron
farglestabbeed … no? had to try…
Monkey: reserved for the little poeple of my acquaintance. Ginger of the North may well recall instructing me not to refer to her son as such, because, um, well, I can’t remember why, really. But she calls me Lizard.
Cariad, for an old flame
Miele, from another old flame
Kiddo, from the current beau (who is a year younger than I am)
La Loba, from a friend of my parents
I don’t have an SO, but sometimes my good friends and I will use terms of endearment on one another.
Honey / Hon
Kitten
Sweetie
Sweetheart
Love
Darling
Dear
Dearest
There was the time this one friend tried to call me “muffin,” “egg tart,” and “kummelweck.” Let’s just say it didn’t flly very far with me. Although now that I think about it, I could be convinced to let him call me “muffin” on the very odd occasion. (he did call me “precious” a couple of times)
I always liked what Mr. Bhaer uses on Jo in the Little Women books… “heart’s dearest.” Never used that one myself, though.
Then again, my friend Billy calls his wife “Smella.” 
F_X