During the Civil War, when almost half the Union Army in Tennessee had been exposed to STDs, the US Officials in Nashville (which had fallen by this time) actually militarized/nationalized (a case could be made for either) prostitution. Prostitutes had to have a license, they had to be checked by doctors twice weekly, they had to pay a tax that was used to pay the doctors for them and the Union troops, etc… Uniquely for a government run regulation of a trade, it seems to have worked beautifully for both troops and prostitutes. After the war, of course, prostitutes were sinners who required protection no more, so the incidents of VD went through the roof again.
Also during the Civil War: turn to the classifieds of the New York Times and most other major northern newspapers on almost any day (try this if you’ve microfilm- pick a day at random) and you’ll find blatant, only slightly veiled ads for abortion. Most speak of “natural cycles restored” or “obstructed menses cured”, and they range from less than a dollar for a tonic or tincture to several dollars for physician visits. Unwanted and or unwed pregnancies were epidemic, and deaths from quack potions and hack midwives and doctors were probably rather common as well.
The stupidest publicity stunt in history was probably the one that occurred in McLennan, Texas on September 15, 1896. More than 20,000 viewers gathered to watch two engines, both scheduled to be retired, from the Missouri, Kansas, and Texas Railroad crash into each other at top speed. The man responsible for the crash, whose name ironically was William Crush, had been assured that when the two engines (whose engineers had leapt off a few hundred feet before the crash) collided, they would both leap vertically into the air. Of course nobody had informed the two 60 ton steam engines, both heated to the point of near explosion, that this was the plan, so instead when they hit they both blew to hell and back and showered 20,000 people with tons and tons and tons of glowing hot missiles. Amazingly only 3 people were killed and a few more seriously injured. The crowd members who didn’t know any of the casualties, however, described it as thrilling and a total success.
The first slaves in Virginia were actually treated as indentured servants and given freedom, land, and money at the end of 7 or 10 years. Obviously, this didn’t last long (about a generation).
Patrick Henry’s first wife was insane. He kept her chained in the basement, but at least one of their children was conceived during this period. At the time the nation had only one lunatic asylum; it was in Williamsburg and was considered, even for the rich, to be less desirable than being chained in a basement.
Joseph Wheeler, promoted to general by Jefferson Davis when he was in his 20s, was the only Confederate general to later serve as a general in the United States military (albeit a volunteer corps). He was a hero of Teddy Roosevelt’s and was present for the charge up San Juan Hill.
Winston Churchill was once shown a new gun called “The bastard rifle” because it was half-American and half-English in manufacture and design. He is said to have remarked “Then what would you call me, who is also half-American and half-English in manufacture and design” (his mother being the American heiress, Jennie Jerome), to which the person demonstrating the rifle replied “I would call you… Winnie”.
Kinship in most southeastern Indian tribes (as well as many northeastern and western tribes) was 100% through the mother, meaning that a woman’s son or daughter was a member of her clan and entitled to all responsibilities and privileges thereof. Consequently, when Indian women began marrying and or mating with white men, and then their daughters did likewise, and so on, you came to a generation in which it was not uncommon for some tribe members to be 7/8 or more white (with blue eyes, fair skin, blonde hair even) or in some cases black (Indians owned and married with slaves) and yet they were 100% members of their mother’s clan by the reckoning of the Indians. For this reason, many Indian chiefs, such as Alexander McGillivray and William McIntosh, had British or otherwise European names and features. William Weatherford, a Creek Indian chief who abhorred his predominantly white blood much as a modern day Islamicist abhors any modernization of his country, was called Red Eagle when he led the Creek Nation in the war, and the reason he was called that was because he had red hair and freckles (and was by some accounts green eyed).
Cornelius Vanderbilt (ggg grandfather of Anderson Cooper) was the richest man in the world with an estate worth well over $100 million in 1877- many billions in today’s estimation. While not as psychotic as Hetty Green (he at least lived in a nice house and had horses he loved), he was so stingy that he bought his furniture and clothes second hand, and when his doctor advised him to drink white wine he asked couldn’t he drink soda water instead. He was so superstitious he slept with bowls of salt under his bed to repel evil spirits, and his oldest surviving son actually inherited 99% of his father’s estate by bribing his favorite spiritualist (Victoria Woodhull, first female stockbroker and first female presidential candidate) to convince the old man that his other 11 children were all plotting against him.
When a man who worked for Vanderbilt tried to cash a large forged check on the old bastard’s account he was immediately arrested. The banker knew it was a forgery for the simple reason that Vanderbilt never used the pre-printed checks he was issued by the bank because there was a charge to replace them once they were gone; instead he used pieces of scrap paper when he needed to write a check and the banker recognized his signature and handwriting.
Eli Whitney, who invented the cotton gin, claimed to have gotten the inspiration for the invention while watching a cat pull the body of a chicken through the wire of the coop.
Sacagawea’s husband, Toussaint Charbonneau, had a thing for adolescent Indians. He was married to two of them at the time of the expedition, both of them recently acquired in a trade, and had earlier been almost fatally stabbed by the mother of an adolescent Indian girl he sexually assaulted. When he died in the 1840s he was about 86 years old and his widow, who was at least his 7th wife, was about 15.
No American president has ever been the only child of both of their parents (though several have had only half-siblings).
FDR and Eleanor had one of the most complicated relationships of any first couple. They by all accounts loved and respected each other but they had a miserable marriage and would have divorced had Franklin’s mother not informed him she’d cut him off without a nickel (and she would have- very tough old broad) as she knew it would ruin his political future. He contented himself with mistresses, most notably Lucy Mercer, who he had an affair with in the 1910s and later in the 1940s. He was unique among older rich and powerful men in that his preferred mistress was his age.