Little shits on a train

[Bricker]

@DiosaBellissima

My go to for even grown men that pull this shit on me is to very calmly say with a big smile, “Go right ahead and hit me. You and I both know that the minute you hit a woman is the minute every single man within 100 yards is going to run over and beat the ever-loving shit out of you. So, go ahead, hit me. It’ll be worth it to see you get killed by every single guy around us right now.” They always pause, reflect, then walk away.

Post-feminism?

[FlyByNight512]

@Bricker

Post-feminism?

When it comes to personal safety? Hell yeah. When you’re facing an opponent who is several inches taller, half again as heavy, and twice as strong, there’s no such thing as fighting dirty.

[Ferret_Herder]

@FlyByNight512

When it comes to personal safety? Hell yeah. When you’re facing an opponent who is several inches taller, half again as heavy, and twice as strong, there’s no such thing as fighting dirty.

Shit, I’d tell an attacker that I’d come back from the dead to haunt him if I thought it’d help; it doesn’t mean I believe in zombies or ghosts.

[Skald_the_Rhymer]

@FlyByNight512

When it comes to personal safety? Hell yeah. When you’re facing an opponent who is several inches taller, half again as heavy, and twice as strong, there’s no such thing as fighting dirty.

Well, this isn’t quite true. While there is such a thing as fighting dirty, fighting dirty is not a bad thing. Ain’t no rules in a street fight.

[Jackmannii]

@Kobal2

A propos of nothing: first read the title as “little shits in the rain”

I thought the OP was going to be about the sequel to “Snakes On A Plane”.

[Sailboat]

@Lynn_Bodoni

And those little shits haven’t learned that sometimes, it’s a bad idea to try to pick a fight. Sometimes, you pick a fight with someone who looks very meek, but who is, in fact, much tougher and faster and stronger than you are.

…Or Bernie Goetz.

[Cinnamon_Imp]

@SciFiSam

Anyway, there was also a notorious train shitter in London, i.e.a man who actually got on trains and shitted on them. Often in front of people (one was a friend of mine). I know he was eventually caught, but for some reason Google won’t accept me typing london, train and shitting or shitter or even shit into my search results - it changes them all to variations on shut - and I only have moderate safe search on.

Try “shat”?

[DrDeth]

@Bloodless_Turnip

Not meaning to threadjack here, but…really?

A shithole?

*I’ve never been to SF.

Yes, a shithole. At times, a wondeful shithole, but a shithole none-the-less.

[DrDeth]

@FlyByNight512

The guy continued to tell them to knock it off, that their behavior was unacceptable, and there was no reason for them to behave that way. He spoke in a normal tone of voice and didn’t swear, as far as I could tell. The older kid jumped in on it and asked if he had a fuckin’ problem, and if so, if he ‘wanted to go’. Five minutes into the exchange, the four kids started throwing pieces of trash at the guy. I did not want to be in the middle of that, so I got up and moved. So did three or four other people in that seating area.

That train is equipped with intercoms in the handicapped seating area for the wheelchair-bound to let the driver know when they need extra time to disembark. I walked to the nearest one - maybe fifteen feet from the little shits - hit the button, and loudly told the driver that he was within a hair of having a fight in the back of his train, and could security please meet us at the next stop?

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You did fine. But think of this- what would have happened if all the adults had stood up and told the little fuckers to STOP IT! en masse?

[Chimera]

@DiosaBellissima

My go to for even grown men that pull this shit on me is to very calmly say with a big smile, "Go right ahead and hit me. You and I both know that the minute you hit a woman.

Alternate Verbose Response: Look son, you can’t win here. If I kick your ass, you look like a pussy in front of your friends. If you kick my ass, a lot men are going to come running to kick you ass for doing it. Then you’ll go to jail, where you can tell them that the reason you’re there is for beating up a woman. I’m sure that will go over well and there’s no chance at all some guy will kick your ass again for it, if he doesn’t decide to do something else with your ass. If you know what I mean.

Watch him go :eek:

[splatterpunk]

@Chimera

Alternate Verbose Response: Look son, you can’t win here. If I kick your ass, you look like a pussy in front of your friends. If you kick my ass, a lot men are going to come running to kick you ass for doing it. Then you’ll go to jail, where you can tell them that the reason you’re there is for beating up a woman. I’m sure that will go over well and there’s no chance at all some guy will kick your ass again for it, if he doesn’t decide to do something else with your ass. If you know what I mean.

Watch him go :eek:

Yeah, this will work really well. If you happen to live in a made-for-TV movie.

:rolleyes:

[Chimera]

I used a variant with a large young man when I worked in Security.

I kick your ass, you got beat up by an old man in front of your friends. You kick my ass, congratulations, you beat up an old man and you’re going to jail. Sounds like a good plan.

He changed his mind.

[splatterpunk]

@Chimera

I used a variant with a large young man when I worked in Security.

I kick your ass, you got beat up by an old man in front of your friends. You kick my ass, congratulations, you beat up an old man and you’re going to jail. Sounds like a good plan.

He changed his mind.

Yeah, but what about the butt-rape? Didn’t you mention how he would get his ass reamed by all the noble badasses in jail who would take umbrage with his beating an old man?

You left out the most compelling part of your little fantasy.

[curlcoat]

@splatterpunk

Yeah, but what about the butt-rape? Didn’t you mention how he would get his ass reamed by all the noble badasses in jail who would take umbrage with his beating an old man?

You left out the most compelling part of your little fantasy.

Punk, honey, if you’d rather just try to beat up anyone that threatens you, go for it. Some of us have found that a well placed story works much better.

[splatterpunk]

@curlcoat

Punk, honey, if you’d rather just try to beat up anyone that threatens you, go for it. Some of us have found that a well placed story works much better.

When come back, bring intellect.

[curlcoat]

@splatterpunk

When come back, bring intellect.

Snerk, teenagers, what are you going to do?

[splatterpunk]

@curlcoat

Snerk, teenagers, what are you going to do?

Why are you posting in this thread? Don’t you have babies to drown?

[curlcoat]

@splatterpunk

Why are you posting in this thread? Don’t you have babies to drown?

Yeah I can see where you get your information. Good luck with that.

[jz78817]

@splatterpunk

Why are you posting in this thread? Don’t you have babies to drown?

does your mommy know you’re up this late?

[splatterpunk]

@jz78817

does your mommy know you’re up this late?

No. She’s dead. She hasn’t known much of anything for years.

Did you actually shoot a load when you posted that? 'Cuz it’s like really lame and played out.