We are coming to you live from the bustling metropolis of Ashland, MO, the home of the sprawling estate of the one and only sperfur.
misstee and withaK have made a stunning comeback to win a rousing round of Strip Trivial Pursuit. The rest of the crew is naked as a result. The pudding wrasslin’ has gone well, with Wikkit trouncing all comers and beating his mighty hairless chest in a Viking victory cry. Pictures to follow.
Skip has confessed that he has yet to get into his wife’s pants, but we have them in hand and are stretching them for all we are worth. misstee has the butter tub in hand and is slathering him up as we type.
It rained like it wasn’t supposed to, so God is on our shit list again (AGAIN!). Alcohol consumption is rising steadily and is expected to hit an all-time high around 11PM. Wisconsinites watch out!
Horseflesh was the first to bare his impressive man-boobs, but Erika and auntie em are about to become contestants in this questionable competition. Horseflesh is expected to take home the prize though (a broken couch w/remote control).