Just a little lemon juice and black pepper.
[Frank Zappa]
Is that a real lobster, or is that a Sears lobster?
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[Obscure reference]
One almost made it to a cab.
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I think a musical crustacean battle would be even cooler. After all, it is better to have lobsters on your piano than crabs on your organ.
:eek: GAAAHH! :eek:
That thing is freaky! I’m loading the shotgun tonight. . .
Tripler
Screw that, I’m putting landmines around my apartment.
I needed a laugh today. This was it. Thank you.
astro’s crab link: Woo-hoo! Call Tom Cruise!
The only problem I foresee is how you are going to get a live crab. Unless you live next to an ocean, they are hard to get. Many stores have lobster tanks…I’ve never seen a crab tank.
Some of the Asian groceries in my town have crab tanks…and Mpls is pretty darn far from the ocean. Having viewed lobsters and crabs in side by side tanks, I’m a little surprised that the lobster is the prohibitive favorite in this battle. Lobsterville always looks like a pretty sleepy hamlet. Mostly just lobsters sitting around in lounge chairs. Crabtown on the other hand is always bustling. It looks pretty rough in there. I’d think you’d have to be pretty tough to make it in that burgh.