How about the Heinekin commercial where the two guys are at the grocery check-out line and the person behind them sets down a six pack of Heinekin? They look at each other, then grab the plastic dividing bar and move it to the other side of the beer, shuffling some other items to conceal their brilliant crime. Hello, dumbasses! You’re in a supermarket–if you want beer, pick some up and buy it yourself! They’re not even stealing it, just inconveniencing the guy behind them.
How come all these women have urges and orgasms washing their hair at work and don’t get fired? If i tried to wash my hair in the lab, my boss would haul me in so fast…
Tars’s boss:Tars, you just got shampoo all over the DNA! And Dr. Ruth is getting a body wash in the eye wash station!
Tars: Uh…Unnnhhhh UnnnnHHHH!!!
Tars’s boss: STOP IT!!!
So that’s what those so-called “emergency” showers are for.
Aside from the damn awkwardness of lifting a 160-240 pound weight that has no fingerholds, no way to get under it to lift it, there is also th problem that the tank would crack. It would likely be broken by the ride or by putting it in the car, if not by the initial lifting. If the glass itself did not crack the joints would separate. Fish tanks are made to hold water when they are level and supported all the way around the edge, not when carried full of water.