Our Siamese ate garland from the Christmas tree. Slowly it worked its way out. We called him “Tinsel Butt.” Never pull anything out of your anipal’s butt. It may be wrapped around intestinal or other internal parts.
Yep. In several I was the OP.
During wiping usually. Sometimes I find them when I shower.
*I hope this data-point is helpful in whatever recondite way
Yeah, asking the question made me feel kind of funny in a creepy way.
Which song was he playing?
Hey – you asked.
Yea, but it’s too late. This is a thread I open by hitting, “go to first unread post”. There’s no way I’m highlighting that title in the list 
Can we just agree that it didn’t happen?
Please…?