My trip to Austin last week was wonderful. I didn’t get to do as much as I had planned on doing. I didn’t make it to LBJ Library or Celis Brewery or the UT Clock Tower or 6[sup]th[/sup] Street. I had a chance to go to 6[sup]th[/sup] Street Tuesday night, but I’m too old to not know better than to get in the middle of something like that.
Austin is a beautiful city except for one thing – the frigging traffic! How the fudge do y’all manage? Even after almost a week, I never got the hang of the way the roads are laid out. K-Man, I thought you were kidding when you were telling me about every road having more than one name. Like I told you, we have some local names for a lot of roads around here. They just don’t put both names on the street signs up here.
I knew it was going to be a good trip just after we left home last Sunday. We’d driven about 30 miles and saw a dog that had been hit. Two of his buddies were standing in the median and I looked at momma and said, “That’s nice, they haven’t left their buddy alone.” She started laughing her ass off and I looked in the mirror and saw that the two dogs in the median were going at it too hard to be paying any mind to their buddy. Less than 30 minutes into the trip, my wish for vacation sex (either to have or to watch) had already been granted.
We spent Sunday and Monday nights at the Renaissance and Tuesday and Wednesday nights at the Best Western Atrium North. Both are nice. For the money, though, I’d recommend the Best Western. Plus, they’ve got Jollymon serving their continental breakfast.
I forgot :rolleyes: I had class Monday afternoon and momma and I took babyjesus to the Austin zoo. Demise, you weren’t joking when you said it was small. If you’ve ever read any of my comments to PETA threads, you know that I am not an animal activist, but, like cornflakes, I do appreciate “rescue zoos” like Austin. (Like the Zookeeper said, something is wrong when you need a permit to own a squirrel, but you don’t need one to own a big cat.) From what I saw, the Austin zoo seems to be fulfilling their mission very well so I don’t regret spending money there. I didn’t care for their “petting” area. There’s something fundamentally wrong with filling a petting area with, give or take, 50 goats and then gouging parents $2.50 for a cup (and I do mean 8 oz) of feed. The goats are so conditioned to being fed that way they literally attack you when you get close to the pen. On a very positive note, I will say that their train ride beat the hell out of the one at the Cincinnati and Memphis zoos.
Kepi, momma took babyjesus to the State Capitol on Tuesday. She said the Capitol was great. They followed a tour group around and got to see everything.
Momma and babyjesus hadn’t eaten lunch so after we checked into our new motel we wandered next door to the bar and restaurant. It was Ninfa’s. Demise, that’s wonderful food! The beef chimi is to die for. And that green sauce, my god. I’m going to start working on copying that recipe this week.
We took babyjesus to one of the malls Tuesday night so he could wear his Blues Clues costume and go trick-or-treating. He wound up with two bags of loot by the time we were through. I want to give a great big Thank You to the Lakeline Mall and all the merchants that gave my kid a treat.
Momma took babyjesus to San Marcos and the Wonder World cavern on Wednesday. She said the cavern was a long run for a short slide.
That night we drove out to the Salt Lick. Good BBQ. It was well worth the long drive out and, after eating so much, the long, uncomfortable drive back. I haven’t seen babyjesus eat like that in quite a while. He ate so much they had to bring us more sausage twice.
After going through the museum at Camp Mabry Thursday morning, we drove to San Antonio and did the Alamo. The Alamo wasn’t quite what I expected, but I’m glad we went. I know a lot more about it and also Texas history.
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While we were in the Alamo gift shop, momma did experience a very surreal moment. While I was looking at the display of Bowie knives, momma and babyjesus was looking at t-shirts and stuff when an older Tejaño lady working a nearby cash register looked at CHET (our son) and said, “Look at the babyjesus.” Not being sure what she had said, momma looked at her and the lady said, “Look at the babyjesus” again.
Momma told me what had happened. In the immortal words of Eric Burdon, “This really blew my mind.” Of anyone I could even conceive of knowing the difference between CHET and Sicum, only the folks on the Board would know to call him “babyjesus.” I’m not sure what it means.
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We went to eat at Tom’s Ribs and were caught in the rain that besieged San Antonio. We actually drove through some of the areas that later flooded. When we finally made it back to the hotel, I sat in the car for almost 30 minutes trying to calm down (I don’t handle driving in heavy rain and dark well). I honestly thought about taking up smoking something again. I hope all of you San Antonio Dopers, and the Austin Dopers too, dry out soon.
We hit the San Antonio zoo Friday morning before we started back. Nice zoo. If you’re watching Fox 17 and see a piece on the elephants at the San Antonio zoo, look in the background for three people sitting on a bench. That’s the jesus family.
The drive back wasn’t wonderful. It had just started drizzling when we hit the road and it rained on us all the way to Little Rock. What had been a seven hour drive the Sunday before turned into a twelve hour drive on Friday.
And to all the jerks that caused me to spend two and a half hours to get around (not through, around) Dallas at 7 last Friday night, a mighty Hi Ho Firetruck Off to you.
Demise, TheNerd, K-man, Kepi, neuroman, cornflakes, Sapphire Bullet, Colin Wilkinson, and electricwookie – Thanks for all of your suggestions. Just like every working vacation I’ve ever scammed, there just wasn’t enough time to do even half of the things y’all suggested. Hopefully I will make it back soon.
Kelton