"Look Mommy! I see a big penis in the sky!"

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Women are from Venus and Men used to be from Uranus but it got a ring around it and they couldn’t be arsed cleaning it so they moved to Mars.

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Goin’ up to the schlong in the sky
Goin’ up to the schlong in the sky
That’s where I’m gonna go when I die
When I die and they lay me to rest
Gonna go to the penis that’s the best

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