I wish something could be done about Uranus. I’m just sick of looking at it and hearing about it. Which sucks, because my kids are totally into Uranus. Whenever we’re are looking at certain books, there’s Uranus, boldly being waved in my face. And my kids, without fail, will ask me something about Uranus, to which I blush and quickly change the subject. I tell them not to use such language. And then there’s the uncontrollable giggling.
I really do hate bringing up Uranus, because it makes me so uncomfortable, especially in polite company. No should be talking about anuses with their young children, Ur’s or anyone else’s.
So please, take Uranus and get it the hell out of here please. It disgusts me. The rings, the smoothness…and it’s just so big and blue. It’s unnatural!
Aliens always come to Earth to steal our water and then we have to beat them back.
But Uranus is 14 times bigger then Earth and mostly ice. They should just invade Uranus. It wouldn’t put up a fight and they would be much happier in the end.
**Farnsworth: **I’m sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all.
**Fry: **Oh. What’s it called now? Farnsworth: Urectum.