Look! Ninjas!

[Johnny_L.A]

Pair arrested in plot to intimidate drug dealers.

First the pair, self-described admirers of the Shinobi ninja warrior culture of feudal Japan, donned masks and black SWAT-type vests early Wednesday. Then they armed themselves with swords, ninja throwing knives, nunchuks and throwing stars.

They carried letters that threatened “justified yet merciful force” to those who ignored their warnings and continued to smoke pot or, worse yet, persuaded others to try the drug.

They planned to drop the letters at the doors of friends, including one they accused of supplying the drugs to others. As assurance against counterattacks, they brought along homemade smoke bombs they’d concocted from instructions on YouTube.

But the art of the ninja, based on stealth and cunning, failed them.

[Argent_Towers]

You’ve probably already heard about the mall ninja…

Maybe these people were his friends.

[Chronos]

I think I just failed a Spot check…

[Derleth]

@Chronos

I think I just failed a Spot check…

See Spot Fail. Fail, Spot, Fail.

[Punoqllads]

There are no ninjas here; we are a hedge. Please move along.

[Boyo_Jim]

New Jersey Ninjas has a nice ring to it.

I could see it as a sports franchise.

[Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor]

And if they ever met real drug dealers, these bargain basement batmen would be peeing in their tights & begging for the mercy they would not receive.

For their sake, I’m glad they were caught.