Looking for blog post - British humor about village murder

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I know it was on facebook within the past week or so, but there was a blog post about surviving visiting small British villages, like not going to fetes, staying away from the vicar, stuff like that [that one could get from watching or reading British cozy mysteries]

Anybody got a link, I want to show it to mrAru =)

Thanks

<steps back and watches stopwatch>

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this?

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No, unfortunately, it wasn’t illustrated and sort of combined all the cozies - Father Brown, Midsommer, Miss Marple, and a touch of Peter Wimsey.

Darn, though this one is good =)

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Here ya go. It’s on the mystery site Crimereads.

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I think that’s it. My wife showed it to me and I thought it was hilarious. I’ve already shared it with a lot of mystery-loving friends.

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Yeah. I ran across it just a few days ago.

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I’m pretty sure that they are just the research notes for Hot Fuzz …

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Found it =) https://crimereads.com/your-guide-to-not-getting-murdered-in-a-quaint-english-village/?fbclid=IwAR0UaJyGRgi82_pMfN8cgDgUaXEDQxv8n8zmAVqEydUvIOES0939z1XaD3g

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Just a small point, but we don’t “toss coconuts”. We toss things at coconuts.
Get it right, for gods’ sake.

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For that, you must die. In a quaint English village.