Looking for perfect restaurant gift card...sort of

Yup. As noted upthread, I clicked on nearly every restaurant on the island. Every US mainland mall food court franchise shithole is well-represented. All of them. Including Panda Express as a leading example of the genre.

I think you are missing the point entirely.

Omg. Panda Express is every freakin’ where.

If he likes ice cream, you could buy gift cards to this local-to-me ice cream place. (They do ship, BTW, although it does cost a small fortune; maybe merch would work better.)