At the tutoring center I work at, we use a lot of positive enthusiasm to get kids psyched about improving and doing well on their lessons.
I was giving this kid a high-five for doing such a great job. I’m about twice as tall as he is, so he had to jump quite a bit to reach my had. In the process of jumping and high fiving me, he leaps like 3 feet up in the air, and the motion of his body causes him to unleash a mighty headbutt, slamming right into my nose and giving me quite the nosebleed :eek: My boss asked me if I wanted to go home because my face was covered in blood, but I just grabbed some tissue and laughed it off.
This kid would be the ultimate weapon in a barfight! 
I wish I could ‘rent’ him, and set him loose when I get in sticky situations! 
Get em, tiny!