No kidding. Who want an ass fattening device?
Yes! I know! It’s… beautiful, isn’t it?
So, fun fact, amongst the users of Segways are bomb squad techs. When I asked why, it was pointed out to me that the protective gear they wear is freaking HEAVY. With the segway, they can move around a lot more easily and quickly (not to mention do the circles that people can never seem to resist doing on segways).
I see this thing, and I wonder how well it could handle the balance and kickback issues of mounting a M-249 on a remote turret on the top. These things could make for some pretty nifty ground recon or support drones.