Trial drama addicts, the big one starts today:
“A flight attendant who says she lost her faith and suffered a hemorrhoidal flare-up after being assaulted by Victoria Osteen will head to court today seeking a jury to hear her lawsuit against the wife of superstar evangelist Joel Osteen.”
I heard about the wag who went up on stage, shook Oral Roberts’ hand and then left with a new limp. But hemorrhoids?
Just think what would happen if Joel Osteen himself really wanted to get on your case about something. Psoriasis? A double hernia? Plague of locusts?
You just can’t afford to mess with these people.