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I’ve been reading that the Philadelphia Phillies are sitting on 9,999 losses since they were organized as a National League team, and that when they lose their next game they will become the first major sports franchise to lose 10,000 games in its history.
The Phillies? Not the Cubs??
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Oh, shit, the Chicago Cubs aren’t even in the same zip code as the Phillies in terms of hopelessness. They’re not remotely comparable.
The Phillies in recent years haven’t been that bad, and of course they did win their one and only World Series title in 1980 - the only one of the 16 original teams to only win it once. But for much of their history they were bad beyond the comprehension of today’s baseball fan.
From 1918 to 1948, the Phillies had a winning record once. That one year, they were 78-76. In many of those years they were far, far worse than any team is today. Remember a few years back when the Tigers were 43-119? Imagine a team that’s pretty much that bad every year, and that’s what the Phillies were like. In one five year stretch from 1938 to 1942 the Phillies lost more than twice as many games as they won every year. The 1942 squad went 42-109 and was lucky to win that many. They had a pitcher, Hugh Mulcahy, whose officially recognized nickname - you can look this up - was “Losing Pitcher.” He was the best pitcher they had for quite some time there.
Let me illustrate the difference between the PHils and the Cubs this way; the Cubs’ worst record ever was 59-103, which they’ve done twice, in 1962 and 1966. Between 1918 and 1948, a span of 31 years, the Phillies had a record worse than that thirteen times.
The Phillies at that point were drawing so few fans - about 2800 a game - that the team couldn’t continue operations, and the owner basically gave the club back to the league. The Phillies were essentially a major league baseball team at that point only in the sense that they had some players and were on the schedule; they had never really developed a farm system, and had no money. The league sold the team to a guy named William Cox, who a year later was thrown out of baseball for life for gambling on baseball. Then they were given to Robert Carpenter. Carpenter’s management tried to change the name to “Philadelphia Blue Jays,” presumably to try to make people think somehow it wasn’t the same batch of losers, but they couldn’t afford new uniforms so all the jerseys still said “Phillies,” and after a couple of years they gave up on that. New ownership managed to turn the team around for awhile, but then they most sucked again from the mid-50s until Mike Schmidt came along.
Major League Baseball today would never allow a team to get that bad. Imagine a team as bad as the Devil Rays except a LOT worse, like 15 to 20 games a year worse, and with even more screwed up ownership and financial problems than the Expos had their last few years, drawing even fewer fans, and playing in a ballpark that is ten times worse than any ballpark you would find today, a park where any rational remodelling plan would begin with “Step 1. Burn this fucker to the ground.” That’s what the Phillies were like.