LOTR/Potter spoof

Who the heck wrote for Howard Stern’s “Son of the Beach?”

The Associated Press says that two of those writers have said that Hollywood plans to give LOTR and Potter the “Scary Movie” treatment.

The working title is “Henry Bates and the Sorcerer’s Balls.” Henry is the king of the land of Middlefinger.

According to the AP one of the writers says the good wizard in their movie is Gandolfini – the evil wizard is named Enron.

We are not amused.

Umm…you’re not amused at the Associated Press?

I can live with that. But who wrote for that TV show?

All I can come up with is Stern and three buddies (one appeared in the show) calling themselves “executive producers.”

Then this must really cheese you off