LOTR: Why no "Scouring of the Shire"?

Actually, it being slashfic, it would be homoerotic in nature. Which reminds me of someone having transcribed only the vocal track from one scene, where a thoroughly bone-weary Sam and Frodo are climbing up a steep slope along with Gollum. As best as I can remember from memory, it went something like this:

Sam: Frodo! [panting and heavy breathing]
Frodo: Sam! [panting and heavy breathing]
Sam: Frodo! [panting and heavy breathing]
Frodo: Sam! [panting and heavy breathing]
Gollum: Come, hobbitses! Come quickly now!

:smiley:

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On a more serious note, I think that, while Peter Jackson’s movies had some serious lapses in character depiction and omitted some significant elements in favor of “carrying” material (you can establish Frodo and Sam making a fatiguing trek into Mordor in about half the footage PJ took; Aragorn falling into the river was absolutely pointless; etc.), by and large he did a fairly faithful adaptation of the books to a different medium. Given some of the unmitigated crap that comes out on film misleadingly bearing the same names as books I enjoyed, I do not subscribe to the theory that Peter Jackson actually has balrog wings! :smiley:

I stand corrected. I didn’t believe there was someone who was enough of a fan to care about the Scouring but not enough of a fan to buy the Extended Edition.

True, but that does not mean the two possibilities are equally likely. It’s certainly possible he’d be pleased. However, there is zero evidence in his own letters that he was happily anticipating future adaptations. All the evidence runs to the contrary.

If Tolkien had intended that, he would have written it that way. I’ll go with him.

I’m not completely comfortable with the notion of someone resisting temptation at the last second being more admirable than someone who resists it earlier. To borrow from E/R, Carter is stabbed by an insane patient and nearly dies. In the aftermath he becomes addicted to painkillers. He finally goes to rehab and returns clean. Some time after that, he gets a painkiller pill, puts it in his mouth, but at the last second spits it out. That’s good for him, and I admire him more than if he actually swallowed it. But I’d prefer a doctor who was never addicted.

“Hairy toes, I LOVE hairy toes!” :smiley:

Er… but Arwen was Aragorn’s girl in the books too. Eowyn falls in love with and marries Prince Faramir in the book.

I’m of the opinion that they should make a series of short films, ala the Animatrix (The Animirillion? Nah), with various Middle Earth stories made as little films all collected together. This would of course include the Scouring of the Shire, along with the various side stories or historical stories revolving around Middle Earth, or whatever adventures Gandalf was on when he wandered off.

I could get behind that, but only if they stuck to stories Tolkien wrote. I don’t want to see Gandalf tossing fireballs right and left.

I think what he is trying to say is that Jackson followed the same story here that Tolkien had, and he would have preffered that Eowyn be the love interest instead of Arwen.

Jackson originally wrote a treatment of the entire book which covered two movies. He settled for that because fantasy books had never done particularly well in films, but one film was clearly too short.

The first film company he went to offered two films, but later dropped out. Jackson describes in the Extended Edition how he took the script to New Line and felt terrible when the Head Honcho said “This isn’t two films…” (thinking he was going to be offered one). Then despair turned to joy as the Man continued “…it’s three!”

Given they overlapped the making of all 3 films, took 6 years over some parts and were still making changes up to each film’s deadline, I think 4 films would have been too much to bear.

I dunno, I could go for a film noir version of The Hobbit, ala “Detective Story”. :smiley:

Thank you, but I doubt the naysayers will listen.

You’re joking, right?

Presumably you agree the Scouring is too difficult to integrate into a film?

Next you make some wild claims.

Jackson was inspired by the Lord of the Rings when he first read it and always wanted to make a film of it. However (as Bakshi’s earlier attempt showed) Jackson needed to wait until computer technology could produce the quality required for the special effects.
He and his co-writers agreed that Bombadil and the Scouring were always going to be incredibly hard to get into a film. They discussed these points extensively.
Naturally they wrote a 90 page outline to show to film companies. But they constantly referred to the books, using Tolkien’s original words whenever possible.

I don’t know why you give this link, since the only point where it agrees with you is that Jackson made his own movies.

I’m a former member of the Tolkien Society, corresponded with Tolkien, own all his books and (like Jackson) also have read the Lord of the Rings precisely twice. Perhaps you don’t understand that reading the book is a real event for us true fans.

Jackson was one of the three writers on the film.

Perhaps you should also listen to the actors, producers, special effect techies, artists and crew on the Extended Edition, who all remark on Jackson’s passion to take a ‘once in a lifetime’ chance to film this incredible book. Jackson is credited with rewriting dialogue after listening to various actors’ suggestions and with being a truly amazing director, prepared to take great pains to get the best out of actors like Ian McKellen.

Perhaps you could give some cites for these allegations.

Jackson (and the other writers) discuss at length how they wanted to be as clsoe to the book as possible given cinematic limitations.
So, for example, Glorfindel, in the book riding from Rivendell to meet the injured Frodo, is replaced. A cinema audience can’t flick back in time to work out who Glorfindel is. It is simply wrong in film terms to bring in such a character for one scene. Replacing him with Arwen was a good idea.
Tolkien (bless him) puts the love story of Aragorn and Arwen in the Appendices. Again this is not possible in a film.

Why? He’s not god. He can make mistakes.

Your evidence that Jackson didn’t like this chapter is based on a newspaper report?

Actually LOTR was intently discussed as the film version of a world designed over 40 years.
For example, the list of credits at the end of the Extended Edition covers thousands of fans who were passionate about seeing the book filmed.
Bearing in mind the book has sold millions of copies world-wide, I don’t think ‘the viewers’ were going to be Bruce Willis fans, hoping for car chases.
The actual audience expectation was that Jackson would show the clash of good and evil, how normal people can make a difference, how true friendship can inspire amazing acts of courage and how difficult it is for life to return to normal for those who have seen the horror of war. Jackson certainly nailed those expectations!

You need to get the Extended Edition to see how much care Jackson took to show the love story of Aragorn and Arwen. Tolkien puts it mainly in the Appendices, but Jackson has some remarkable scenes.
And of course the point is that Arwen loves Aragorn despite her father’s disapproval and the fact she will be separated from elvenkind as well as losing her immortality.

Most easily trollable thread ever.

And, honestly, created a WTF moment for millions of first time readers…but Eowyn…I thought…

Yeah, there is a little hint of the Arwen thing back in Fellowship, but at the end of the book, that hint hasn’t been sufficient to avoid whiplash.

While I really disliked much of how Arwen was inserted into the story (tying her fate to the ring, in particular - Arwen, the thousand year old petulant teenager did nothing for me either), inserting her into the story to make you understand why Aragorn was tempted by Eowyn, but likewise could never have followed through was much needed.

Boromir shot first! :smiley: d&r

Actually, as regards this set of stories, he IS God. :stuck_out_tongue: